Hot Men
2004-10-19 @ 5:00 p.m.

If you hate shallow people than this page is not for you. Believe me.


Sonny Moore

There are stars beside his name because Sonny Moore is by far the sexiest boy that has ever lived. That I've come across anyway. I think we should all take a minute to thank his parents for having such wonderful genes. Plus, when he sings he has this pubescent tone that makes you fall in love with him. Illeagally download the songs Emily and Note to Self by From First to Last to see what I'm talking about.

Here's a few more Sonny pictures to finsh the mind orgasm that I know everyone here is experiencing right now.

Mmmmmm, mind orgasm.


Jade Puget

Jade is just Jade. He's rad at playing guitar, he has a mullhawk and jadeburns that rock. Even though I'm told he's thirty, it's all good, right? Because he's Jade.

Daniel from Jacob Two-Two

So, he's a cartoon character. But you know what? He's a damn sexy one. What with all his "I'm almost like the Fonz"-ness. Yep. I love him.

Joey Jeremiah

He's old and bald now, but back in the 80's he was hot. I don't think I was alive at that time, though. But he was still hot.

Quinn Allman

So Quinn is the meaning of hot platinum-blonde guy. He has chick hair for a guy.

Matthew Lillard

He's a really great actor. Not too bad look either. I really like him.

Jake Gyllenhaal

He has dark eyes and I like that in a man. But I hear they're actually blue. They look brown.


I would have more men, but Sonny seems to be taking up most of my mind orgasms.

Mmmmm, mind orgasm.


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